Battle of the Parkers

When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.

I hate the Battle of the Parkers.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Bloody Battle

A game on Roblox that most of the time sucks with toxic targetters and teamers and annoying gear and weapons. Sometimes sometimes it can be fun thouh

Dammit this headtaker no-life in bloody battle is targeting me again!

by TheYellowPotato September 17, 2022

battle beard

The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.

The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.

by Kirkus Maximus May 7, 2017

battle cats

a somewhat p2w but still free2play game that is loved by millions. It involves a gacha mechanic but holy fucking shit they give out so much catfood that the devs might as well be handing out over 20$ each month to different people.

Yo, wanna play some battle cats?
hell yeah i just got tyrant cat, it's already beaten the universe three times over!
:-:

by a_random_idot September 18, 2022

hand battling

Fist-fighting

One time I was hand battling my mom and my arms turned to butter.

by Piranha with Braces October 21, 2015

Battle Red

A term used to describe a person or situation who is exceptionally intense or on their game. A sub-category of the larger rating system including "Power Blue" and "Skin Colored Headband."

Mark got all his work done today, boned this chick, and saved a kitten. He is having a battle red day.

by Fortress May 7, 2009

battle babe

A beautiful woman who is skilled in combat and the art of war. Lovely, intelligent, and affectionate, but also won't hesitate to dismember you if you fight for evil. Battle babes make the best companions because they always have your 6 and won't judge you for spending money on weapons and armor.

Person 1: I met this girl at the gun range, she's really pretty and good at shooting.
Person 2: sounds like you have a battle babe. Better not cheat on her, she could end you from another zip code.

by Theswoleymammoth May 13, 2020