Bathroom Boogie

When your trying to do Beyonces "surfboart" in the bathtub and your girl accidentally slams her foot in you mouth.

Yo, dude we tried to get freaky and do the surfboard, but instead we did the bathroom boogie.

by Nofear6372 May 10, 2014

bathroomed

The act of telling a man or woman that you need to go to the bathroom, even if you don't, in an attempt to get away from them, ideally for the rest of the evening.

I thought I'd be going home with the chick I met at the club, but I never saw her again after she bathroomed me.

by Vpsu January 11, 2014

Bathroom-Bate

The act of staying in the bathroom an extra length of time to masturbate. Also see Febreze Fap

Mmmmm....that felt so fucking good i dont think i'll ever be able to beat that Bathroom-Bate.

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

bathroom junkie

A person known to spend most of their day stuck in the bathroom doing heroin. Also known as being diagnosed with a Tinfoil disorder.

Hey man have you seen my girlfriend? You mean the bathroom junkie, she has been in there for 5 hours, and she took my tinfoil.

by Palm Tree DeucedeucE June 22, 2015

Bathroomy

The taste of what you think a bleached bathroom tastes like.

This Sprite is so bathroomy!

by Apnebd April 8, 2016

Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

bathroom counter trick

When a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her butt look nicer.

Bella's ass looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.

by Ursxbkufvkufb July 13, 2017