30th base

(The death star of all bases demolishing all others in its path. where to begin... First of all. please..i beg of you. (DO NOT TRY THIS IN ANY PRIVATE FACILITY)...must be in a public place to be performed successfully.)first insert a bowling pin into your partners grandmother's anus. while at the same time, molesting a cat with your left hand. and shanking a midget with your right. all of this taking place standing one footed on an autistic giraffe. because your other leg should be firmly situated in between the giraffes nuts and anus. all this taking place while that giraffe is raping a group of african irish chinese orphan infants... while lucky boy is attempting to accomplish 31st base to the kids... while the african irish chinese orphan babies infants are attempting to play a game of twister with vikings swinging flails... and that is how you accomplish 30th base.

the only people i know to ever succeed in completing 30th base are mace windu, chuck norris, and rosie O'donnell..who has recently been found face down in rickie lake....apparently she drowned.... she went to deep while muff diving.... the only other person i could possibly think of to do this successfully would be Conan sheltzington.

:dude: "did you do what i think you did lastnight"
:bro: "theres no way in hell man are you serious what sick bastard could possibly do that. i didn't have a bowling pin.but thanks to the one i found in your mothers closet...hell yeah i got there. "
:dude: "nice.....BEERFEST...YEAH"

by hannah shelton April 2, 2008

8th Base

having a three some with an alien

kevin and kassandra went to 8th base with E.T

by ue highschool December 22, 2009

Baseball Bat

An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.

- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."

by Yevs October 14, 2011

Turd Basher

A person who likes to bash turds.
Is linked to shit stabber.

"Ants, leave me alone and stop being a turd basher!"

by Push It April 30, 2008

Vampire-Based Programming

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".

Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.

by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003

based movement

living the way of life swaggin too the fullest not caring what people say or think wear act or do what you want inspired by the BASEDGOD Lil B swagg!

guy 1: swagg!!
guy2: whoo!

based movement

living the based live swaggin too the 5th power

by ibased October 30, 2010

Obama basher

a fuckwit Republitard who opposes a progressive Democratic agenda in which all Americans have a chance to succeed and prosper

Since it is very difficult to make any sort of attack on Obama's moral character (no Monica Lewinsky), (no White Water), the typical Obama basher will resort to outright lies. Some have made the ridiculous claim that he is not really a U.S. citizen (see birther). Some have claimed he is a Muslim, not only is this completely false, even if it were true it would be irrellevent, since our Constitution explicitly prohibits any religious test for holding elected office. There is no reason a Muslim could not be a good president. Some Obama bashers are racists, but not all of them. Most Obama bashers are part of the same Republican attack machine that went after Bill Clinton.

by Michael_Hunt August 15, 2009