Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.
by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010
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Bacon Haze

The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.
Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
by Biff2011 January 28, 2011
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bacon baller

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.
Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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Bacon Dish

To Smoke Marijuana (Get Baked) & Converse (Dish) With Participants on Today's Hot Topics. Originally Spoken "Bake N Dish".
Hey, I've Had A Terrible Week. Do You Wanna Come Over To, "Bacon Dish"?
by Gore Defex November 21, 2014
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Bacon' wake

pronounced bake N' wake.

similar to wake N' bake.

but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.
As i was falling asleep, all i could think about was the morning bacon' wake.
by phor twunny August 14, 2009
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Bacon Chaser

Adjective Braw

A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,

Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers

The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.

At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'
e.g. Wha'ssssss Crackin' Muh'lickinnnnn Bacon Chaser
by Craig Ritchie May 06, 2008
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SUSSY BACON

Some random ass person said this in my callss
UR being a sussy bacon
by November 11, 2021
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