The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.
by bostonjerk July 01, 2012
When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}
by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017
An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.
That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.
by King Jr. June 18, 2013
When you forgot your bacon at a friend's house, and she eats everything after you told everyone you made out. But it is the worst type of revenge. It leaves you heartbroken, devastated, hits you right in the core.
Did you eat all my bacon?? You bitch!
Well I was pissed, so I ate it all. Nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.
Well I was pissed, so I ate it all. Nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.
by Micheal.SCARN May 03, 2017
Verb Phrase.
The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.
The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.
"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."
by el_chacal September 27, 2011
by Pablo Rancharos April 26, 2011
Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.
Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010