After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.
by Goodlum December 6, 2010
Get the Bacon Smile mug.1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
by assman8407 August 13, 2010
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Get the Bacon train mug.Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.
Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010
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A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,
Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers
The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.
At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'
A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,
Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers
The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.
At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'
by Craig Ritchie May 6, 2008
Get the Bacon Chaser mug.To Smoke Marijuana (Get Baked) & Converse (Dish) With Participants on Today's Hot Topics. Originally Spoken "Bake N Dish".
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Get the Bacon Dish mug.A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
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