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aphlostorous

Meaning a mans dick is so large that women get an overwhelming feeling of 'aphlostorosity' which means excitement and in some cases horror.
Person 1: When I pulled my dick out for Emma she was aphlostorous and she passed out on my dick

Person 2: ...
by dick butter guy October 19, 2014
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Too appropriate

Something is too appropriate when it is accidentally extremely inappropriate, usually initially intended as something entirely innocent. Mistakenly thought to be synonymous with 'inappropriate', when in fact there is a very fine line between the two.
Inappropriate: rocking up to Michael Jackson's funeral dressed as a Thriller zombie.

Too appropriate: rocking up to a zombie-themed costume party as Michael Jackson from Thriller, only to have him die later that night.
by Parthenos October 26, 2009
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Cultural Appropriation

America’s Got Talent’s rapper Patches.
What’s a better example for cultural appropriation than Patches from America’s Got Talent rapping about the suburbs?
by LGolightly July 21, 2018
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Ali-Aphobia

no pleathe I have Ali-Aphobia
by Urchineskrr September 8, 2018
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Gender Appropriation

When a man/woman adopts performing typical roles of the opposing gender. I.e. a man who starts washing the dishes or a woman who mows the lawn.
Nick was guilty of gender appropriation when he chose to do the laundry.
by BlameItOnMyUpbringing June 24, 2023
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the Jesus approach

Going into a text conversation on Omegle and talking about Jesus the whole time. Then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. It's like the online version of planking.
Me: Dude I totally used the Jesus approach on this random from Omegle lastnight!

Friend: No way! Send me the screenshot!
by Swarley6969 August 20, 2011
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Seal of Approval

This occurs when a man is either jacking off or being jacked off and the hand that does the deed happens to be sporting a 'thumbs up'.
Billy- Bob: Oooh, Jabrina, that feels amazing!
Jabrina: So it should, I'm giving this meat pole my own seal of approval!
by GLAARH November 22, 2015
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