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jeans and a nice top

a way of life and part of the female code

Or

saying your going to wear a really slutty outfit
Girl 1 - What you wearing tonight?
Girl 2 - Oh probably just jeans and a nice top x
Girl 1 - Ok cool babes x
by JeansAndANiceTop November 5, 2017
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two eggs and a cock

A literal phrase describing a lone rooster with his two eggs. This can be used as a substitute for "lone wolf and cub" for rogues and loners who look after and take care of two vulnerable young children. The phrase can also be reinterpreted and used as a double entendre that alludes to a man's reproductive organs.
The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.

His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.

Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!
by lancezinnuendos October 22, 2008
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becoming a man and a half

A guy's code to say he got a boner.
He was becoming a man and a half when he saw the naked woman.
by KittyHugs April 2, 2010
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Dinner and a Roofy

A simple maneuver in which the male asks
the woman out to dinner and a movie.
During dinner, the male and slyly places a roofy into the females champagne or wine. Similar to the Slamscam.
Man 1: Hey friend, how'd your date go last night?

Man 2: It was awesome, but during dinner she became aggravatingly annoying!

Man 1: You didn't!

Man 2: DINNER AND A ROOFY!

Man 1: I love mistreating women!
by Maximum Schizophrenia May 16, 2009
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Six And A Half

A term used by Johnny And Jason. Although no one besides them knows for certain, our best guess and understanding is that it means something along the lines of 'more or less' or 'same thing'.
E: A batman show would be TTHT!
J or J: Or Shostokovich
E: Same thing really
J or J: Six and a half
by blackoaks_yellownikes March 2, 2011
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dinner and a doobie

The fairly self-explanatory expression used to describe the events of an evening, usually spent either with friends or with a girl you like. It's just like doing "dinner and a movie" ...except way better. Also can be sung as a parody of the Phish song "Dinner and a Movie", like so: "Let's go out to dinner and SMOKE A DOOBIE!"
Stefan: Do you have plans for tonight?
Carolyn: Yeah.
Stefan: What are you doing?
Carolyn: Dinner and a doobie, with you.
Stefan: word.
by FreshmanHippieGirl October 27, 2007
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All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud
Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007
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