Alan Diff

When fucking idiot gay Alan can't play video games right so you lose

"Shit, we're losing, Alan diff."

by Poggers912 September 27, 2020

Alan

Someone who wont shut the frick up

Shut up Alan!!!

by CheeseBorgerJunior October 23, 2022

Alan

Alan

A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person

He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.

Dude 1: Broo.. who tf is him
Dude 2: * looks up *
Dude 2 : oh! He’s Alan

by I have a pug November 21, 2021

Alan

literally the hottest motherfucker you will ever meet. he is so so sweet and he’s really good at giving head. alan’s often have a lot of girls who want them but usually have no idea cause they tend to be very shy and insecure.

“who’s that guy with all the girls around him?”

“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”

by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021

Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.

Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.

by tinnytintin September 21, 2022

Alaning

Using the Alan Wrench

Michael was alaning so hard while building this machine.

by Chinkyboy September 28, 2018

Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy

Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister

by Thatonealan February 22, 2022