Albuquerque Shake

When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.

Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.

by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023

Shaked chitrit

KING

chad Shaked Chitrit alpha male king

by Shaked Chitrit February 24, 2020

Horny Shakes

when you get so intensely horny you start shaking

Person one: I looked at zach de la rocha for too long and now im shaking
Persone two: youve got the horny shakes

by CharvelStar November 19, 2022

scomo-shake

when you forcefully make someone shake your hand for the cameras

the prime minister insisted to do the scomo-shake whilst visiting bushfire victims

by fuckwit pm January 9, 2020

Shimmer shake

A gentle swing of cloth to see if it has a shimmer when worn.

I took the shirt of the hanger at the department store and gave it a little shimmer shake.

by JSTRAWN August 4, 2010

ham shake

it’s when you shake your ham, but your ham shakes you right back 😎

“HEY MAN HAM SHAKE”
“OHHH BRO YEAH HELL YEAH!!!”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

shake the bird

To urinate (males only).

That Red Bull went right through me, I gotta shake the bird.

by RollingBlock December 19, 2018