bird shit

a word used against white people; similar to cracka, honkey, or whitey.

yo cracka!
shut up, bird shit!
man dont call me dat
u are bird shit though!
i am?
yeah. your white, like bird shit, so your bird shit!!

by Walter Muller May 22, 2006

Mama Bird

The sexual act of a girl desperately trying to get pregnant but her lover will only let her give him a blow job. Once he has left the room she attempts to impregnate herself by “Mama Birding” his cum (throwing-up) into her own underwear.

She was so desperate that after the blow job she tried to "Mama Bird" his cum into her panties.

by Veritas Caput March 31, 2010

Soar The Bird

A slang term made by popular vlog star Jason Nash when asking to smoke weed. You’re pretty much asking for a hit

When you ask to Soar The Bird, you are asking to get a hit of weed

Person 1: *smoking weed*
Person 2: Oh shit, you got weed? Let me soar that bird real quick.

by Frostbite_6 November 21, 2019

Bird Lettuce

🐦🥬
No real meaning other than these random emojis.

Person 1: yo
Person 2: bird lettuce
Person 1: 🐦🥬

by bird lettuce November 19, 2021

Larry Bird

Best shooter in the NBA history. Played in the NBA for 13 years with the Boston Celtics. He won the first ever 3 point shootout contest in the all stars weekend and repeated it 2 more times for 3 titles. One of the best Basketball players in the NBA history and won the NBA MVP award in 1984, 1985, and 1986.

Larry Bird is the best shooter ever

by Sagzag June 29, 2004

birds and the bees

Explaining to children about sex.

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

flipping the bird

A variation of giving someone "the finger", where the middle digit is fully extended and the remaining fingers are bent at the middle knuckle.
An advanced maneuver, the extra manual dexterity required is meant to indicate extreme displeasure with the party on the receiving end of the gesture. Also, it's fun to watch people who can't do it struggle like retards trying.

Yo G, let me put down the rag top so I can flip this bitch in the Escalade the bird. You need to come correct if you wanna merge in front of the 5 point 0. Can't a nigga get a turn signal?

by t.c. January 21, 2004