wet pillow

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair while they sleep.

Al just gave Austin a wet pillow, it was awesome

by Al_Tal July 17, 2011

wet snort

When a girl takes her high heel off and uses it to put all of a guys seamen in a line and then snorts it like cocaine

When Gerald finished cumming, his wife Hilda, got up, took off her heel, and did a wet snort off of the coffee table.

by Mr. Wetsnort July 7, 2019

Wet Knocker

One who performs cunnilingus upon a girl with a labial piercing, or upon a man with a penile piercing.Can also be used as a derrogatory insult.

Maria loves John because he's cute, and is quite the wet knocker.

Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!

by TinkyWinky69 May 4, 2006

Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010

Wetted Up

knife shanked wet up Bladed

That young lad got wetted up while getting robbed by the elders

by Micky.B. July 1, 2020

Wet Debbie

Similar in concept to a Wet Willy, except in the Wet Debbie, a woman shoves her finger into her wet snatch and immediately sticks it into the recipient's ear. Risks associated with the Wet Debbie include intense, perverse euphoria and STIs of the ear.

That stripper at the Toys for Tits charity drive gave Joe a Wet Debbie for donating two expensive toys! But now, unfortunately, he has gonorrhea of the ear. :/

by jockstar33 December 14, 2014

snoaking wet

Wet to the bone from rolling around in the snow or getting pummeled by snowballs.

Spring skiing was awesome, but damn we were snoaking wet by the end of the day!

by Frogman Tim January 18, 2009