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Your mom

Teacher: No you can't bring donuts to the christmas party because they're full of sugar. Christopher: Your mom is full of sugar.
by Punk rock lover March 29, 2010
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Your mom

Your mom
YO MAMA IS SO FAT,UGLY,AND HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS SHE WAS SHOT AND WAS CLAIMED AS SASQUACH!....your mom sucks....
by Juggaloguy October 7, 2008
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shut your mom

shut your mom! shut your entire mom! your entire mom is shut! omg you're dogwater! your wiener is built like a tic tac!!
by enderm4n January 25, 2021
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your mom gay

this is deadass the worst insult you could ever use against someone. any time it is used it will automatically end their career in one strike.
Jeff: hello sir
CEO: get out of my office
Jeff: your mom gay
CEO: *dies*
by HeyBeter February 14, 2018
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Your mom gay

Quite possibly the most effective and dangerous insult to use against someone. Has the vulgar power of 5 billion nuclear suns inside and has the potential to end the target's career, dignity or even life. Should always be used as a final blow, if things get too out of hand.

Adding the word 'lol' at the end of the phrase enhances its power and signifies how your target's mother's state of homosexuality is amusing for you. You mock your victim's weakness. You're basically a god when you say it.
Opponent: "you're a goddamn nuisance and you should never have been born"
You: "your mom gay..."
*universe holds its breath*
You: : "...lol"
*universe implodes*
by whoreboys March 3, 2018
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Doin your mom

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You know we straight with doin your mom
by bigmoneymatt February 24, 2020
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your mom gay

The worst insult you could ever use against someone. This will literally end their career and social life.
Dan: Hey how are yo-
Jonah: your mom gay
Dan: *is fucking obliterated*
by Ignam February 28, 2018
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