Hoffman's Law

Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.

Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.

by DevOps Dude May 30, 2018

husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife

I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone

by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019

Jared's Law

The fact that a woman's response rate is purely arbitrary and the very fact that she chooses to respond is better than her responding quick or late.

Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds

by theincrediblesmith November 12, 2019

Illegal Law

An Illegal law is a law that that contradicts and or breaks the content/authority of a higher law, thus causing it to be illegal.

The NDAA is a new law that allows the detainment of Americans indefinitely. There is no warrant required for this detainment to take place and no speedy trial or hearing allowed. This law clearly breaks the 6th amendment in every way possible, thus causing it to be an illegal law since the Constitution is of higher authority and the Supreme Law of the Land.

by Benni Franklin June 18, 2013

Dice's Law

"Dice's Law", short for "Dice's Law of Annoying Team Fortress 2 Memes", is an internet adage asserting that every meme that exists will eventually have an unfunny Team Fortress 2 version of it created. When such a meme is made, it is immediately unfunny and generally annoying to anyone except Team Fortress 2 players.

"John made a video of the Spy from Team Fortress 2 dabbing, thus confirming Dice's Law."

by Hi honey, let's talk June 4, 2021

Astolfo Law

Gay people are legally not allowed to find Astolfo attractive because he is a straight male.

It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.

“Hey man have you completed the Astolfo Law yet.”
“Not yet I’m still a child.”

by Real Nigga Billy March 29, 2020

martial law

not just some stupid movie.

The suspension of normal civil law and its replacement by strict military control.

Imposed during crises, emergencies or civil unrest.

Military rules ALL.

suspension of rights and freedoms

Iraq, maybe, after the June 30 pseduo handover.

by rise up rise against June 21, 2004