Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

by 3ugenw February 22, 2020

Whatever

WHATEVER is a bull shit word that means "you just don't give a shit" about any thing That is going on about the situation AT THE TIME "WHATEVER" is said when your frustrated or pissed.

Mom says: "The house is clean when I leave for work every day, so when I get back from work I exspext the house to be clean as well".

Kids/dad: says "WHATEVER"

by SAY_WHATEVER_ONE_MORE_TIME! March 8, 2020

whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you

basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.

'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'

by iamunknowncuzwhynot? May 21, 2020

Whatever

It means that you love someone

Jim: I really like you babe
Jes: Whatever
Jim: You love me😢😙

by Cienna Van Wyk November 3, 2020

whatever jake

Often used as In plural, signaling people that it does not matter whatever they’re saying is it relevant, The name Jake is used as format to show it’s not specifically towards them but towards the topic.

Did you know that 26.....
Yea yea whatever jake

by Jjaakkeeeee November 9, 2020

Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020

Whatever

Is “whatever” dismissive and negative in response to someone?

I don’t understand why you can’t pick up your laundry?

“Whatever...”

by anonymous December 18, 2020