middle-aged woman wasted

sitting at home by yourself drinking away your insecurities and sorrows.

My boyfriend broke up with me last night; so I'm going home and getting middle-aged woman wasted.

by kattycakes October 7, 2011

Wasted

1.What happens when you do drugs or alcohol
2.What it says when you die in gta
3.Killed
4.Screwed

1.I'm so wasted
2.WASTED
3.He got wasted
4.Looks like i'm wasted here now

by Elliot c June 23, 2008

University of Western Ontario

THE WHITE WASHED PARTY SCHOOL of Canada. White students or white washed students go here bacause they eather didn't get into U of T or they thought U of T was was too hard. They also couldn't get into Queens they think too highly of themselves to go to any other university (like Lakehead). UWO is a wanna-be "Ivy League" school. This preppy school is home to some of the best looking over achieveing students in this polar country! Its one of the oldest and most beautiful universityes ever attracting U of T rejects since 1878.

Prep boy 1: Damm, i never got into to U of T. Well, i didn't wanna turn into a mindless robot anyways.

Prep boy 2: oh so what are u goin to do now?

Prep boy 1: Well, guess ill accept my offer to the University of Western Ontario.
Prep boy 2: Good idea, you can't go wrong with that!

Prep boy 1: Thats right, I won't become a brain washed zombie and ill be hanging out with the hottest people Ever!

by Prepboy February 16, 2014

Wessed up

When something is broken on your vehicle and you improve the repair. It has been re-engineered by a mythical genius to never break again. Everything around it will actually become stronger. It has something to do with the magical fingers of the mechanic who fixes such problems. The person who can "Wessed up" repairs holds the key to the center of the time and space continuum.

"Yep, Your damn frame is rotted and your bumper is dragging the ground. Everytime we put oil in, it leaks all down the damn road. I mean Wes has some time to wave the harry potter wand at your Piece of shit and we'll get ya Wessed up and running again.

by Master_0F_ThE_OBViouS September 27, 2017

Kanye Wasted

When you go to a Kanye West concert and tell your friends to look after your phone and wallet, and then get so wasted that your friends leave you in the first aid tent, but you escape and leave the concert and are unable to find your way back.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Alex at the Kanye West concert?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard he was Kanye Wasted.

by girlwivdabigbooty_101_xXx May 18, 2011

White Girl Wasted

Getting incredibly drunk off a very small amount of alcohol.

Not exclusive to any race or gender. Simply an expression, similar to Ghetto Booty in this regard. ie: Don't have to be "ghetto" to have the booty.

Five open beers; Six drunk chicks...

...White Girl Wasted.

by The Ghost of Johnnie Cochran July 25, 2012

Western Carolina University

College in bumfuck nowhere of western north carolina. Easy as fuck to get into and cheap. Activities for first year freshmen includes drug overdoseing, alcohol poisoning, and general getting busted. The first year away from home means they go crazy with the new freedom and next thing you know their stomach is geting pumped. This is why the EMS trucks and cop cars are outside the freshmen dorms 5 nights a week minimum.

Typical Night at Western Carolina University:

Upperclassman Catamount: "There goes EMS."
Fellow Pothead: "Where do you think their going?"
Upperclassman Catamount: "You have to ask? The freshmen dorm of course!!"

(Later...)

Upperclassman Catamount: "See I was right! You owe me some head!"

by Call me Joker May 26, 2008