Weirdo-Freakface

A person with weird tendencies :
1. Doesn't eat cheese because it reminds them of chunky milk
2. Doesn't eat seafood because it swims in a whales toilet
3. Doesn't eat broccoli because it reminds them of small trees
4. Doesn't eat cauliflower because it reminds them of matzo balls which reminds them of moth balls
5. Doesn't eat pasta because it reminds them of slimy worms
6. Loves to eat grilled cheese sandwiches... with no cheese
7. Loves to eat quesadillas... with no queso
8. Favorite animals are possums or midget donkeys
9. Atheists

Sylvia is the epitomy of a weirdo-freakface!

by spp-og January 15, 2009

Weirdiful

A portmanteau of "weird" and "beautiful" referring to the phase change that may occur when an excess of bizarre characteristics create a beautiful synergism.

One of God's own weirdiful prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

by PhatD October 8, 2010

Weird Wank Wednesday

Weird Wank Wednesday is a challenge that only legends can handle.

On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.

Both men and women can participate in this challenge.

Dude 1: “Hey, what did you watch for Weird Wank Wednesday ?”

Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”

Dude 1: “Damn.”

by Yeehawrper November 3, 2018

semi-weirdos

Orchestra and literature geeks in 80s high school. Kids who aren't weird enough to be weirdos, not geeky enough to be geeks, not dramatic enough to be drama geeks, and to nerdy to be cool.

I've been hanging out with the semi-weirdos in the orchestra closet at lunch.

by Nhoj June 7, 2004

So Weird

One of the long forgotten best shows Disney channel ever made

Demons come from every side... In the darkness is the Liiiiight - so weird theme song

by HtbpFilms July 28, 2018

dree your weird

Scot. Phrase meaning face your fate. Terry Prachett uses the phrase in his book The Wee Free Men when the Nac Mac Feegle are talking to Tiffany.

It's time to dree your weird and ask Chris is he still likes you.

by spidersbos August 29, 2010

weird edsel

1) Someone who blocks you from their MySpace for leaving weird or obscure comments on their page. 2) Also is irritable after only catching a glimpse of one nipple.

"OMG, Gary is such a weird edsel... that comment I left him was HILARIOUS!"

or

"Geez, I can't blame myself for being weird edsel today... that chick was STACKED and I hardly saw anything!"

by Flowingclawninja April 9, 2008