bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.

Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus

by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024

Walrus nap

When you are piss drunk and pass tf out on your back, mouth wide open and snoring loud af.

I had the longest walrus nap last night. I was so fucked up.

by Ajpyo10 August 8, 2017

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

The Walrus

When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.

“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”

by Technobri December 3, 2020

Walrus

A walrus is a beloved creature who falls from the sky and since space is above the sky, walruses are therefore the overlords of the universe.

That walrus landed on my car, I must have been blessed with my shattered wind shields.

by TheActualRealBatman February 9, 2019

walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.

B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.

by k00ksta July 30, 2021

good walrus

A sex toy

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.

by Poo hesda January 30, 2017