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Weather Porn

Weather porn is porn of well the weather, The sun fucking the clouds or whatever else that is on the weather that is doing anything sexual or NSFW is Weather porn.
Wait is that the clouds fucking the sun in 4k real high quality hd?!?!? Looks like Weather Porn!
by AreYeWinningSon? November 12, 2021
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Naked Weather

Naked weather is where the weather is so hot that you could go outside naked and you wouldn't be cold at ALL.
Boy 1: "Dude, yesterday in California, Bob said that the weather was so hot, it felt like a 200degree oven!"
Boy 2: "Wow, that is SOO naked weather man"
Boy 1: "Yeah..I know, right?"
by Dang...(: June 10, 2010
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Weather Mice

The Weather Mice are magical blue mice that live with the Care Bears and control the weather.
It's raining again? DAMN THOSE WEATHER MICE!
by Spaz February 6, 2005
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fair weather girlfriend

A girlfriend that is only used when the boy is alone or needing sexual pleasure
Marc: "Urgh i need my girlfriend, im alone"
Guy: "Wow, shes definitely a fair weather girlfriend"
by Parsons111 January 9, 2014
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brownie makin' weather

Hot weather that makes people so tan they look brown

---dirty kind of brown.
Man, there must've been some serious brownie makin' weather in Cabo last week because that girl came back ugly brown.
by the JAG April 16, 2011
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Sweater Weather

Where all the depressed people wear sweaters without getting questioned about the bar codes on their wrist.
Person 1: my favorite time of the year.. sweater weather
Person 2: you’ve been wearing sweaters all year..
by Chichi man November 6, 2020
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