Bouncing the Weasel

I caught Tony bouncing the weasel, standing in front of a mirror.
by DND2021 August 07, 2021
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peakin weasel

When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.
So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE August 29, 2017
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weasel face

Having resemblance to Joey Ramone
Man, that dude has weasel face
by Joelforce February 13, 2016
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Angry Weasel

When your bearded boyfriend motorboats you
by SaltyT83 June 11, 2019
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suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 05, 2017
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weasel in a can

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"
by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 23, 2015
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weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.
“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”
by AdMan Jones January 01, 2021
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