Vampires have been a popular ledgen for centuries. They immortal beings that drink blood to survie. I am going to give you my personal impion since there are many definetions for mystical creatures such as vampires. They do not burn if they go out in the sun nor do they sparkel. They are pale and very beautiful. They have inhumane streanth, speed and other hightened senses. You kill not kill a vampire buy a wooden stake nor tearing them to shreds. A good decapitaion will do but perfoming it will be the trickey part. They have souls but dont care if theykill a humane since they are on the top of the foood chain. A wolf wouldnt mind killing a rabbit so it could survie which is the same thing when it comes to vampires killing humanes. They are predetores and fierce killers but can show emotions and can fell regret and pain but wouldnt feel that towards the humane unless they let there selves get close to them. You dont minf killing a chinken unles youare a vegeterain but if you got to know the chinken and it became your pet and you name it aswell. Then you have chiken for dinner and you relize you are eating Bob. It is the same thing. Vampires havediffrent personalities and abilites. To become a vampire a vampire drinks your blood and you drink thier blood as well.
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When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.
by Teenageswimmer June 16, 2015
Get the Vampire ass mug.1 (Literal definition). A fictional monster of myth and legend that sucks blood and burns in sunlight and holy water. They are undead and their status as a vampire is highly contagious, due to the fact that a vampire's bite on the neck will turn the victim into a vampire, thus causing a vampire breakout. A vampire will sleep in a coffin by day and come out at night to feed on human and/or animal blood. They tend to have a high relation to bats, as they have capes that slightly resemble bat wings and they can transform into a bat. Vampires typically wear formal white suits or other uniforms; pairing them with black shoes, red bow ties, and a large, black cape. A vampire bites its victim in the area in between the neck and the shoulder, and it has large, menacing fangs; extremely pale skin, and, occasionally, claws.
2 (Personal definition). A creature that began to turn un-cool after the release of the piece of crap that they call a book "Twilight." Edward Cullen and Stephanie Meyer completely turned vampires into pretty-boy, non-human-blood-sucking, sparkly, twiggy wimps. A vampire is supposed to BURN in sunlight, not sparkle in it; a vampire must kill everything, not go 'Oh, I'm so wimpy that I'm not gonna hurt humans.'; a vampire must be evil, not nice. The modern definition of Vampire is now "A little lover creature that sparkles in sunlight and will not hurt humans." I swear, I hate Twilight for messing up the true meaning of the word "vampire."
2 (Personal definition). A creature that began to turn un-cool after the release of the piece of crap that they call a book "Twilight." Edward Cullen and Stephanie Meyer completely turned vampires into pretty-boy, non-human-blood-sucking, sparkly, twiggy wimps. A vampire is supposed to BURN in sunlight, not sparkle in it; a vampire must kill everything, not go 'Oh, I'm so wimpy that I'm not gonna hurt humans.'; a vampire must be evil, not nice. The modern definition of Vampire is now "A little lover creature that sparkles in sunlight and will not hurt humans." I swear, I hate Twilight for messing up the true meaning of the word "vampire."
1. Oh my God, Drake, a vampire just bit me! I think I'm going to turn into one! OUCH!
2. Oh, look at me, I'm a pretty fairy.
2. Oh, look at me, I'm a pretty fairy.
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Get the Vampire mug.When an assignment or project is under the "Vampire Rule" it means it is due before the professor gets up in the morning...
Commonly around sunrise.
Commonly around sunrise.
When working on a Systems Architecture project at Drexel U. the professor sends out an email around 11pm stating the deadline is no longer midnight, but is now under the "Vampire Rule". This creates confusion and disarray for the student who planed to still go out at midnight and have a good time; Now they are forced to complete the assignment in order to stay with the curve.
by Disgruntled CS senior February 11, 2008
Get the Vampire Rule mug.A vampire orgy takes place at night in the woods. It involves a group homosexual albino black men who are afraid to come out during the day, due to the shame they bring to them selfs. They start by gathering gorilla limbs, they use the gorillas blood as lube while they aggressively jam said limbs into each others orifices, while sucking each others necks.
by nigga obie June 12, 2011
Get the vampire orgy mug.Lots of people think that a vampire kiss is just kissing and biting the neck, it's not. It can either be:
1) Licking out a woman when she is on her period.
2) Sucking the blood from any cuts or scratches.
3) Kissing with period blood in your mouth.
1) Licking out a woman when she is on her period.
2) Sucking the blood from any cuts or scratches.
3) Kissing with period blood in your mouth.
Guy 1: "I gave my girlfriend a vampire kiss last night"
Guy 2: "You idiot! you can catch HIV from that"
Guy 2: "You idiot! you can catch HIV from that"
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