Valentine's Day

The duff of the holidays

I hate Valentine's day

Valentine's Day is coming, where's your boyfriend ?

by tchoupi February 10, 2020

Valentine

You usually meet a Valentine at a party! Fun comes with her as well as interesting discussions, you can talk about anything with her. She is always there, no matter how much you see her it’s never enough, cause life without Valentine is boring. Just move in with her it’s easier! She tends to live the FastLife, and has only time for her cat. If you are looking for her, go to a rough bar she ll be there ! A pretty waitress, beautiful smile...

What is Valentine doing tonight ?

Ow she is going to the Rough!

by vitaveloce2021 November 22, 2021

Valentine Dupont

-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.

Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.

Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?

Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.

Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.

by 15.11.S.Secret. November 23, 2021

Slim Valentine

Sydney based rapper, loves swag and his own penis.

My penis has swag like Slim Valentine

by jakisaraijingheykernt April 26, 2011

Cat Valentine

The act of pushing a bunch of useless hoes into a wall created by rock tomb using blizzard and x-scissor, resulting in instant and permanent death.

Everyone's on their way to the Zap pit, now's our chance to cat valentine their flop asses!

by CrussyBussy May 29, 2022

Valentine’s Redo

This day takes place on February 16th. It’s a day for guys/girls who have fucked up on Valentine’s Day and failed to make their significant other happy. It gives them a chance to redo Valentine’s Day. The reason it’s not on February 15th is because that day is for couples to argue about how Valentine’s Day was shit and it’s used for the man or female who fucked up to buy chocolate on sale lol.

Boyfriend: **doesnt even say happy Valentine’s Day or make an effort to see her**

Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**

Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**

Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**

by 69XD420 February 15, 2019

Valentine

Valentine is the name given to people with the highest IQ in the world. When a Valentine eats chickpeas, she develops psychic powers.

Valentine is a name

by Valoche November 22, 2021