lil uzi vert profile picture

known for having the worst takes on hht

“hey this person just said earl sucks”
“what’s his profile picture?”
“lil uzi vert”
“oh lil uzi vert profile pictures do awful takes”

by rusty_mp3 August 13, 2020

Trayvon Vert

biggest ni🅱️🅱️a in the fucking galaxy.

“Wow Trayvon Vert is fucking huge man”

by Eskietitboy123 February 5, 2018

Vert

A word used in an awkward situation.

"My mum caught me Poopsterbating last night"
"vert"

by Southdowns college January 7, 2014

Alaskan Vertical Snuggle

Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.

Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.

by Saxenkuntz March 28, 2009

Vertical Chimps

VERTICAL CHIMPS & BABOON~ETTS ; a vertical chimp can have a multitude of meanings… however according to Michael Fazio some VERTICAL CHIMPS are more VERTICAL than others & this species is what we are concerned with in today's world. It should also be noted that there is a subspecies of vertical chimps known as BABOON~ETTS which can only be defined as the female gender of the species although not much research has been done on the working of the female VERTICAL CHIMPS mental acuity for lack of research material.

Vertical Chimps ~ robustly defined accordingly a.k.a. Atypical Left-Wing Liberal Atheist Anti-God Fearing Dogs that bite the hand that feed them.

1 Descendents of Apelike Creatures varying in color or walk & walk in an erect fashion & have no understanding of a supreme being or deity & typically totally lacking in moral turpitude a.k.a. Newspaper Reporters, Lawyers, And Of Course Politicians ~ OBAMAS ~ !

2 Of coarse there are vertical chimps that are more VERTICAL than others and these are defined by many characteristics including Social, Economic, and Of Course Political Power Bases which in short would mean that the 44th PUSS STAIN is at the top of the { VERTICAL CHIMP CHAIN at least for the time being, and represents the American version of VERTICAL CHIMPS BABOON~ETTS until the baton is passed on to the 45th PUSS STAIN POTUS at which time America as we know it will have long ceased to exist ~!

by hoodwinkedbyanangel December 5, 2010

trayvon vert

When you try to hard to become a better meme page than Daquan

Male 1: Dude I just posted the funniest original meme ever, big nigga.
Daquan: Man stop you just trayvon vert you'll never be as good as me.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 10, 2018

Slip-space vertigo

n ; The psychological state of being consumed by hundreds of thousands of omnidirectional forces acting upon a single person. Those who are brought into "slip-space vertigo" often describe the evolution of out of body experiences, feelings of weightlessness, and existential confusion.

Modern and popular methods of achieving "slip-space vertigo" are:

1: Listening to Dubstep
2: Entering slip-space/hyperspace
3: Embracing a conifer

Dude, last night was EPIC! After the toast roast, your wiccan friend Dave let loose on Jon and threw him into slip-space vertigo.

Yeah? That's sick

I know, I got my ouija game back too.

by Sentiflect August 17, 2011