tucker briscoe

a complete douche bag - incapable of pleasing even the nastiest of women

also has an uncontrollable sexual attraction to horses

that freak is such a tucker briscoe

by oscar day November 2, 2017

Tucker

Tucker, the typical English name for someone who is born out in the west side of america. Tucker is a go happy kid who wears overalls and a blue plaid shirt. Tucker has three different types of species; Species A is a farmer boy who learned how to drive a tractor at 3 years old and has already said the N word 20 times in his life, Species B is a rich fuck who has parents that own a 2 million dollar rancher out in east Oklahoma, Species C is a kid who is normal and just happens to have the most god forbidden name.

A: “Hey everybody, my names Tucker! I live on a ranch wit my ma and pa”

B: “Oh hey guys, my names Tucker. I live on a farm with 48 acres, and we have ate last 20 stations all costing 20,000 dollars each”
C: “Hey, my names Tucker.”

by You didn’t hear it from me June 28, 2023

william tucker

A combination of william and tucker

Man that guys the perfect william tucker

by Pseudoymous Bosch June 9, 2016

Fry Tucker Disease

After consumption of a meal, a period of sweating arises, after that a period of cold chills arises. Dr. internet says your fine.

"After eating that Jets Pizza, my Fry Tucker Disease flared up."

by Ky_guy January 12, 2024

Tucker

He's a pretty sweet guy, super nerdy though... can't stay away from minecraft. Also likes to fish. He is a dorky, country bumpkin. He seems like he'd be shorter right? Wrong, he is freakishly tall like look at him in the dark and he is like bigfoot. He also has a massive dick.

Girl 1: You're dating tucker?!
Girl 2: Yeah he's the best.
Girl 1: Damn you must be getting some good dick.
Girl 2: Not yet :/ he is too respectful.

by thatonebitchnigga May 13, 2019

trucker tucker

Cheap gas station food made for truckers to eat on the go.

Person A: what do you eat at work?
Person B: trucker tucker

by Ashirodrake April 24, 2016

Tucker

A man/woman not to be trusted. Someone who will backstab you at any moment given the opportunity. Also, on certain occasions, a news reporter.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear last night when Tucker Ca-
Person 2: "Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a dude named Tucker.

by im8n July 29, 2021