ass trumpet

The word used when one ownz another
Man, Thunk pulled some Donkey Ass Trumpet on j00!
by Shiro Wullong June 14, 2004
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trumpet fish

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night, and the trumpet fish are running wild this morning.
by jak December 27, 2002
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Wet Mongolian Trumpet

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.
John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.
by Radicles The Alien November 28, 2020
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lesbian trumpet kiss

A kiss done when 2 female trumpet players make the bells of their trumpets touch. While making sucking noises through the mouth piece.
That was a great lesbian trumpet kiss
by Dragon music October 09, 2015
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Donald Duck Trumpet

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument
Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"
by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019
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Sparsely populated trumpets

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary
Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary
by Will Wheatley November 10, 2016
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African Trumpet Reversal

engaging in Vaginal intercourse whilst one partner is hanging upside down in a closet from his or her knees, holding on for dear life,
I so shoved my wiener in her hot pocket, while she was upside down in the closet, hanging on for dear life, and I was like "Yeah! now this is an African Trumpet Reversal"
by PhuckIsABadWord June 22, 2010
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