goo-one

No chance in happening, unlikely

Yo, i heard you were hooking up with that busted girl that lives below you, is that true. "Das a goo-one"

by cole trickle December 7, 2003

Goo Bag

I Goo Bag is a person who works for Google. Goo Bags exhibit cult like behaviour and can be seen coming out of Google office buildings at any time of the day or night.

Did you know Goo Bags get free food at work?

by Smallfortunate October 19, 2013

Goo-diligence

what smart girls everywhere do when men whom they recently met brag about their accomplishments

"He told me that he owned a business after he bought me a drink, then I did my Goo-diligence on him and found out that it's his wife's business!!"

by EMJ April 18, 2006

man goo

Noun: ejaculate.

Sometimes the dishwasher smells like man goo.

by wordman April 14, 2003

Goo Lag

When you're about to nut but the porn is still buffering

Bob: Man, I was so close to nutting but then the porn had to buffer and it ruined the whole experience for me.
Thomas: Looks like your dick suffered from some goo lag.

by Betaseal January 17, 2018

Goo gun

To insert a pinky in the anus and a forefinger&middlefinger in the vagina at the same time(with the same hand).

+ That girl was soo freaky she let me use the goo gun on her.

+ 1 in the poo, 2 in the goo!

by nate December 1, 2002

goo goo ga chu

Stinky head

You goo goo ga chu head

by Highkey big boy December 15, 2017