Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.
Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.
Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.
by Phil Smooth October 31, 2017
“Lives on the moon? Ok, I’ll talk to him.”
“So what did he say?”
“Denied the moon stuff but, that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter “
“Pedophile?”
“Your don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might’ve been code”
“So what did he say?”
“Denied the moon stuff but, that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter “
“Pedophile?”
“Your don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might’ve been code”
by Copheyboi December 16, 2021
Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
by vyking68 January 13, 2017
The use of highly inappropriate language in the presence of someone. The verbal equivalent of pulling down ones pants and showing someone your backside.
"Man, you should heard him talking to the Duchess last night, he verbally mooned her four or five times before he was asked to leave!"
by Pete Chapman May 16, 2007
Pretty, will reply to your messages after 3-5 business days, listens to sad songs and makes fake scenarios to cry herself to sleep, gave up on life long time back, loves money and JIN, is a bish, her hair is what everyone is/should be jealous of, has pretty hands, is useless, kinky as hell, loves being called babygirl and is reyan's bitch
Sneha the moon's hand is so pretty.
Sneha the moon never replies to my texts early.
Sneha the moon is always texting her lover and ignoring my text.
Sneha the moon never replies to my texts early.
Sneha the moon is always texting her lover and ignoring my text.
by Daisy (🌼❛ ֊ ❛„) March 06, 2022
Getting baked on a full moon.
would you like to take a moon trip?
by whoisthisrasta January 03, 2011
When you a guy presses his butt cheeks against a window and his balls dangle profusely! especially bad if a ball and butt print is left on the window or the guy wasn't aware he was a dangler.
by Naw August 11, 2014