Wine-or-die-tis

A disease in which my body does not turn grapes into wine. Therefore, I must take daily supplements.

I’ve got wine-or-die-tis.

by MyWinery December 23, 2023

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TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

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Ties

The name of a smart, popular, awesome hot guy that everyone likes. He wil often be helping other people and is an overal great person.

Man i wish i was a Ties, he is awesome.

by purge1234 January 31, 2020

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do re mi fa sol la ti do

The solfège syllables in order as the notes of a musical scale ascend, i.e.: C = do, D = re, E = mi, F = fa, G = sol, A = la, B = ti

Doe (Do!), a deer, a female deer
Ray (Re!), a drop of golden sun
Me (Mi!), a name I call myself
Far (Fa!), a long, long way to run
Sew (Sol!), a needle pulling thread
La (La!), a note to follow sol
Tea (Ti!), a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to do.
Do re mi fa sol la ti do!

by bluestinger66 March 4, 2024

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