Sabre-Toothed Cougar

A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.

Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!

by Mortimer Overhill October 18, 2011

Cupids Tooth paste

Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.

Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!

by Cam Brady October 10, 2011

Tooth Paste Officer

An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.

I blew the Tooth Paste Officer today

by Daft guy May 31, 2012

weiner-tooth tiger

A tiger with penises as teeth

"You should be careful in the woods, I heard there is a weiner-tooth tiger on the prowl"

by glenn davis May 17, 2008

wisconsin tooth smasher

When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish

Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher

by n8t-n February 20, 2011

The Dirty Tooth Fairy

The act of defecating into the pillow sheet of another person, due to extreme aggression, hostility, rage, or an attempt at a very funny practical joke.

Ryan snuck into Tyler's room and gave him the dirty tooth fairy.

by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008

Saber tooth tiger

A woman older than 80 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A Saber tooth tiger is older than the puma, cougar, lioness, and jaguar.

" Lookout bra your lionesses looking more like a saber tooth tiger"

by CatIsLegend May 18, 2016