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Crazy Maria

Maria Chavez. Daughter of President Hugo Chavez.
American 1: Wow, Hugo Chavez is a Bastard.
American 2: Yeah, and his daughter is Crazy Maria! So Crazy And Surly!!!
American 1: Fo sho...
by Anton Igarka October 15, 2006
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Maria Curie

Marie Sklodowska Curie was a physicist and chemist of Polish upbringing and subsequent French citizenship. She was a pioneer in the field of radioactivity and the first person honored with two Nobel Prizes (in physics and chemistry).She was also the first female professor at the University of Paris.

Her death was from aplastic anemia, almost certainly contracted from exposure to radiation. The damaging effects of ionizing radiation were not then known, and much of her work had been carried out in a shed, without taking any safety measures. She had carried test tubes containing radioactive isotopes in her pocket and stored them in her desk drawer, remarking on the pretty blue-green light that the substances gave off in the dark.

Due to their levels of radioactivity, her papers from the 1890s are considered too dangerous to handle. Even her cookbook is highly radioactive. They are kept in lead-lined boxes, and those who wish to consult them must wear protective clothing...
Maria Curie is the inventor of Uranium.
by Scottthomasson June 20, 2010
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Jose Maria

Son of Chuck Norris and living proof that not all salsa lovers dance well.
Jose maria sings but does not dance.
by HotelLunaGrande September 7, 2016
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Santa Maria

Bunch-a sluts that wear push up bras to go out for lunch.
catholic bitches who got flat booties.
try to flex on Iona girls, but they are cooler and richer.
guy 1- eww lily from Santa Maria hit me up on sat
guy 2- eww flat ass
by hellyeaboi March 28, 2019
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Maria

A pussio. No one likes her because she is disloyal and fake. She tries to have lots of friends but wants to look so cool so when asked if she has friends she says "Friends are fake". She tries to act so much like a roadman but we all know it's just daddy issues.
School-kid: Who do you hate the most
School-kid 2: Definitely Maria
by I_Am_Unknown December 14, 2019
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Ann Maria

Her moods change with the moon, you never know what she is up to. A lovable person who can be funny,kind caring,naive and sweet and can get mad for no reason whatsoever,Yet the purest soul. Someone you can depend on at all times knowing for sure she'll stick it out with you come what may.

She is the girl to die for. Has a contagious smile. You can never get over her no matter how many girls you meet. Don't mess with her because she is observant enough to know your weaknesses. You can never defeat her. She is the best friend and loyal girlfriend. She has your back at all times. You will never experience that love from anyone but her. She is a mess and looks cold and distant but is actually the warmest. She deserves all the love in this world.
A: Ann Maria you say? She is crushing over you?
P: Yes man, why?
B: Lucky you. She is a hard chase. She is that pure, naive lover type and sassy all day. Wierd combination but suits her.
A: You are lying. She has high standards.
P: She looks at me like that. You know ..in that way.
B: No chance. She is just friendly and lovely but yes COLD. She is hard to define and understand.
by Alex003 November 22, 2021
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maria read

She's honestly the best person in the whole world. She is honest, friendly, really pretty, and the frikin best. Her personality is amazing and she's not ur typical white bitch
Holy fuck Maria Read is super hot
Hey dude who's that chick ur dating what's her name? Isn't it like Maria Read
Maria Read is my best friend
by Unknown friend March 4, 2019
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