Whole Foods-Quality Devil's Lettuce

1. Very good weed

Person A: "This is some good shit"
Person B: "I know, it's Whole Foods-quality devil's lettuce."

by theworldiscrowded July 19, 2016

lettuce skipper

A term used for someone who has unhealthy eating habits or appears to be overweight.

Lettuce skippers always look for the closest parking spot.

by sjsays August 12, 2018

Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.

Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.

by Sora290 January 5, 2022

Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

by JizzedOn June 4, 2025

lettuce wagon

Garbage truck.

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.

by BlackSage May 21, 2018

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Lettuce Meemonch

Drinking fat cum nut and spitting in the penis to project it up a dudes and lick shit all day. If you vote down I’ll kill your daughter

Drew not today! I do not want to Lettuce meemonch with you rn

by CadenLover32 April 28, 2020