Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 06, 2017

apple castle

Castling at a strange time in chess

NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.

by MrBunbury September 16, 2018

castle punch

When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.

I’m gonna go castle punch pope.

by Deduper November 28, 2017

Poo Castle

An archaic term for one’s anus, typically used in reference to anal sex.

“I’d like to storm her poo castle!”

by Jspjrob May 31, 2018

Castle Rain

Castle is a other word for temple or house...

Rain is a other word for blessings of God

My castle rain is what i am for my God

by Mr.Rain June 10, 2018

Toiletry Castle

When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.

Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.

by RyMan2k00 May 14, 2014

raid the castle

When you go into the woods to grandmas house and you are kidnapped by knights that raid your asshole.

Boy we need to raid the castle all over that bitch.

by castle raider December 30, 2015