Alien

A trans man with an n in his name who has approx. one (1) ego death from penis envy mushrooms and proceeds to tell everyone that we are in a game.

Kevin: "Hey what's up man, what did you think of that DJ set? Phantoms killed huh!"

Neil: "Please, call me Ana. I am an alien, not a man."

Kevin: "..."

Neil: "You don't exist when I close my eyes."

by Alien Landr 69 May 25, 2024

alien fuck ass

alien fuck ass is when you are tweaking off the yart mid class well your shlong is handing out like a stress ball and yelling fetty wap

i take the ball i bounce it i shoot i miss alien fuck ass

by brayden cook March 4, 2025

Alien Fart

A Fart That Can Be Poison To People.

It could cause sickness or death.

1. Robin the Alien fart Are toxic.
2. Thomas Did not gonna get Up. But Alf farted on him
3. Visitors Farted on A Guy.
4. How ALF Farted?
5. Alien Fart Can Be Toxic.

by MayDayMeh June 12, 2018

Alien Mudhole

When you chance a glory hole and it's not a mouth on the other side.

I put my dick in an Alien Mudhole and it was shitty.

by Leaky Rhino September 28, 2022

4 aliens

Instead of saying god say four aliens, because according to atheists thats how we, humans, were created, or one theory anyway

4 aliens, dammit

by astounding February 14, 2003

Alien

Cosmic Nigger

Look at the alien right there

by NormalBlackGuy January 4, 2019

Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023