liquor store warning

A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.

Hey John, did you stop off at the liquor store yet? theres a liquor store warning out for our area.

by midwestisbest January 12, 2024

milk store

the place daddy had his final moments.

I'm going to the milk store sweetie!

by cryznotcrys December 2, 2022

Store Window

1. A One-sided hatred towards a person or fandom caused by exposure to "cringe" and drama and refusal to do further research
2. A person, group or piece that can cause a one-sided hatred towards a person or fandom

His hatred towards furries is a Store Window as he watches cringe compilations

by Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce July 22, 2024

Candy Storing

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.

Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce. He was like a kid in a candy store!

Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!

by forever creepin' April 8, 2021

Rope store

Where you go when you realize that everything you believed in was wrong. Always located next to a rickety stool store.

Person A: "So after talking with my vegan friend, I realized everything I EVER believed in was wrong."

Person B: "Wow. Best think it's time to head on down to the ol' rope store."

by Yeemanman34 May 15, 2024

Piñata Store

A place a Mexican drug cartel hides to sell all sorts of various drugs.

"I heard they opened a new piñata store down the block"

by ShrekingBall9000 May 6, 2016

stores admin

A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.

Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.

by Narreik September 28, 2023