Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph March 29, 2018

Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!

I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time

by The cocks July 19, 2022

pampa ranch

A sexual move, when you cum on their food and force them to eat it.

"I fed her some Pampa ranch last night"

by Ignore_this_post March 25, 2022

ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying

"omg...my brother is such a ranch."

by dxddylalala March 05, 2020

ranch

when somethings cool or having a group of people listening to guitar it could really mean whatever you want

1. When we get back let’s ranch. 2. That car is pretty ranch.

by ranchworduser August 17, 2022

Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.

1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."

by Satan's Daughter <3 May 28, 2018

Ranch

Listen i know your bored of school and your probably in it rn. so here is all my definitions of RANCH
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored

Man made ranch is cum but worded so different its not sexual
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya

by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023