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Pole pals

Women who are friends and had sex with the same dude
Brianna and Julie did not know but when they logged onto tinder, they realized they were pole pals.,
by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017
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Pole Song

A song you could picture yourself or one of your friends sliding around the stripper on, either very slowly or fast & ratchet!
by ry101 September 2, 2016
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Breaking Poles

When you "break poles" it basically means you had any form of sex. Breaking poles, broke poles, breaks poles, etc.
"That kid is breaking poles tonight."
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"
by SoiledBeans November 13, 2016
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pole model

Boy: So I checked out a lady at work today and she paid $200 entirely in $1 bills
Stepmom: Must be a pole model.
Boy: Yeah, definitely the headliner.
by HellaGravity August 26, 2015
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pole of totem

1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.

2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.

3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.
1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.

2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.

3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.

see also: poll of totem
by Healing Practitioner17b July 21, 2009
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smoking a pole

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.
by Traburn March 24, 2016
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Opossum Pole

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019
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