Nelson

Nelson is an amazing and funny person. He is very handsome and has amazing hair. Although all of that he is still a virgin and can't put his finger on the reason for that. If you meet a wild Nelson you really want to be friends with him because he will never let you down.
girl 1: Look there is Nelson.
girl 2: yeah look at his jawline.
by pipiundkaka January 23, 2023
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A guy who steals all the girls heart. He will hurt a girl then fall in love with her. He is shy to her and never talks to the girl. He also has a huge penis and os great at kissing. The girl is usally named Jennifer. Search her name up and you will find that she is te perfect girl for you.
Michelle "Damn look at that Nelson"

Jennifer " He's totally mine"
by #LoveNelson February 11, 2017
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Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.
Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself
by accuratedefinitonmaker July 28, 2023
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by vinnyo_0 January 07, 2021
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Nelson is the type of guy who cheats on someone who loves him a lot
villi: he cheated on me....how Nelson he is
by Jeerikxa March 14, 2019
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Nelson is an extremely talented artist photographer in a tough exterior. Nelson eats like shit, so he’s always doubled over in pain. Nelson has one ball, but it’s so big that it seems like there are two in there.
I can’t come into work today, I ate like Nelson.
by Ace Rivers November 24, 2021
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Nelson Ivan

He is The Man. The real all in one.

He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.

Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 23, 2021
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