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lives on the moon

“Lives on the moon? Ok, I’ll talk to him.”
“So what did he say?”
“Denied the moon stuff but, that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter “
Pedophile?”
“Your don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might’ve been code”
by Copheyboi December 16, 2021
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moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
by MoonPie November 1, 2013
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wolf moon

Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.

On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
by vyking68 January 12, 2017
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Moon Miss

The act of finding someone perfect for you, but not being perfect for them.
Jess: Hey why did you break up with Tyler?
Kat: Oh yeah total moon miss, I wasn’t perfect for him
by Craygal September 25, 2020
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Connor Moon

The act of wishing you are Japanese and wanting to fuck anime characters very very very very hard. Also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world.
Man i hate Adam he is such a Connor Moon
by Gary p November 13, 2016
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Moon Pushups

Gloating about intercourse one had the night before, specifically when talking about missionary position.
We went to dinner, got a lil buzzed, went to her place, got a lil krunk, did some moon pushups...oh yeah buddy, a very physical evening.
by Mr2fist July 27, 2011
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Gangsta Moon

noun - a moon phase shortly after a full moon that causes Asian-American teenagers to participate in gangster activities
these activities may include but are not limited to the following:
- smoking fat blunts to the dome
- tagging
- cutting people off on the road
- getting hella drunk
- rapping
- partying non-stop
All of the Asian boys were forced to stay inside because their parents knew the gangsta moon was out and didn't want them tagging.
by ralf.lopez June 30, 2011
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