A total sweetheart. She's so funny and nice. Your parents probably love her more than they love you. She has a great style and loves belts. She's sometimes scared to talk about her feeling so she keeps them inside and tells someone she's close to. She likes anime and pokemon go. So if you find a Kelyn Johnson come snatch her up before someone else does.
by Charlotte's not a slut November 27, 2019
Get the kelyn Johnsonmug. 
Used to describe a person, place, or thing that has exited your life.
Also used to describe a person that has become insane or has consumed a large quantity of drugs.
Also used to describe a person that has become insane or has consumed a large quantity of drugs.
"Hey, Trav... I heard your gf ghosted you"
"Yeah, she's gone johnson"
"Did you hear about Tim? He went off the deep end and now he's gone johnson"
"Dude, I cant find that screwdriver anywhere, its gone johnson!"
"Bro you better not drink that OJ with those shrooms or your gonna be gone johnson"
"Yeah, she's gone johnson"
"Did you hear about Tim? He went off the deep end and now he's gone johnson"
"Dude, I cant find that screwdriver anywhere, its gone johnson!"
"Bro you better not drink that OJ with those shrooms or your gonna be gone johnson"
by Trav.man November 22, 2020
Get the Gone Johnsonmug. A retard who is a selfish little bitch. He will lick ur balls and suck ur cock so dont go out with him as he has no friends and has been expelled and suspended from his high school after his dumb and attention-seeking actions.
by urpeen5inchesmine7inches June 20, 2019
Get the Zac Johnsonmug. by Ford fetus September 24, 2021
Get the Oliver Johnsonmug. 1. When someone has a dick where their clitoris should be.
2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.
3. An extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.
2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.
3. An extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.
1. I wanted to fuck that girl but she is so big and manly I'm afraid she might have a Va-Johnson
2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"
3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following EVERYONE!"
2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"
3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following EVERYONE!"
by Fagkiller146 April 21, 2009
Get the Va-Johnsonmug. by iliketoread June 20, 2021
Get the peter johnsonmug.