hugs and handshakes

a standard family gathering, especially one that no one is eager to attend

"Sorry, I can't go to the party. I got hugs and handshakes tonight. I hate family dinners at my aunt's."

by mikel123 November 20, 2007

German Handshake

The act of wiping one's ass with your hand after deficating, then shaking hands with an unsuspecting person. Most likely a person you don't like. Also related to "Stink Bomb."

"Hey, there is Ed, he is such an asshole! I am going to give him a German Handshake."

by MimePuncher6000 November 22, 2009

missouri handshake

The double penetration of a woman in which each guy shoves his hand in the ass or vagina and jerks the other guy off

Hey did you hear about Jane? Dick and harry did a Missouri handshake with her last night

by bsys July 14, 2010

handshake rape

when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip

Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?

Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.

by Ginger Balls 69 December 23, 2011

Huey Handshake

The act of lightly caressing the center of someones palm with your middle finger as you shake their hand.

As I Huey Handshake Joe he feels awkward and pulls his hand away.

by Unknown Author/ Writer September 14, 2007

Australian Handshake

When a boy or girl is receiving a hand job or being fingered. This can include the Australian Kiss.

"Man, she gave me the best Australian Handshake!"

"The sex wasn't great, but he sure can give an amazing Australian Handshake"

by Cupid14♡ February 24, 2015

Moroccan Handshake

When two men insert their hands one into the anus and the other into the vagina and meet in the middle

Terry and his girlfriend met Barry at the bar and used the restroom to perform a Moroccan Handshake

by SteveMarley420 May 28, 2016