by stephen cooper May 5, 2004

when a person is so fat, it causes the edges of their gooch to bunch up and hang down forming titties on their gooch, almost like a pair of meat curtins, but on the gooch
ninja: dude that chick was fatter than hell
folgers: yeah and i think i saw her gooch boobs
ninja and folgers: word.........
folgers: yeah and i think i saw her gooch boobs
ninja and folgers: word.........
by Dinospumonie May 13, 2009

by Alexander Spengler January 22, 2008

When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia
Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts
His Friend: hey man whats wrong
G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike
His Friend: hey man whats wrong
G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike
by Alaskanhybrid October 20, 2009

Clearing or hoofing the ball upfield and then chasing it down. The epitome of English Football and about as far as you can get from Total Football. When the ball is punted upfield the stadium shouts HOOOOF and then you try and charge the ball down and bundle it over the line.
"I go and watch my son play Gooch football. If anyone gets the ball down and tries something and then loses the ball, the coach says 'do that again and you're off'." - Waddle
"Flair players are increasingly regarded as luxuries. Gooch football is about getting rid of the ball at the back and chasing it - physique rather than technique." - Waddle
"Hoof"
"Flair players are increasingly regarded as luxuries. Gooch football is about getting rid of the ball at the back and chasing it - physique rather than technique." - Waddle
"Hoof"
by Tamek Iller December 24, 2008

If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.
A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.
A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.
Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!
uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!
uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!
by betleyoun July 9, 2004

The smell of a gooch coming out of a someones mouth. The smell could be coming from the actual action of licking a gooch or something not discovered. For instance Ms. Graves has a chronic gooch breath. A wif of the terrible smell will not only ruin your day but burn a hole in your nose, similar to the affects of snorting crack.
Someone needs to tell her about her terrible gooch breath or I am going to punch her next time i smell it.
by Rick Leon Ault December 13, 2002
