Coconut

A perrson with the back of there head that looks like a coconut for instance: rowan

The coconut fell on me and i fucking died

by OP_Taequanloco May 13, 2019

The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019

Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.

I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!

by ZachChapman September 15, 2019

Coconut

A native Polynesian person who is very slow up stairs.

“Hey boss you’re gonna have to fire Fred, he’s just simply not capable of the work, he’s way too slow and stupid! He’s just another Polynesian Coconut.”

by RevenTexX October 1, 2019

coconut

if a girl spells it with her hips while riding you, it makes you cum faster

if a boy spells it with his tongue on the girls clit she may cum faster

babe do the coconut

by Insta_justicel5 October 15, 2019

Coconut dog

Gemma dryden

Gemma is a coconut dog

by Kouda May 18, 2018

Coconut

The sexiest fruit ever. Also means woman’s breast.

Can I see your coconut?

by RiceCow December 17, 2017