Brandon

One of the most fake guys you'll ever meet! Brandon is manipulative and turns all your friends against you. He will call you names then reject ever saying it. He is a life wrecker! Amazing! Right?

Brandon was just spilling fake tea .

by McNuggetss April 9, 2019

Brandon

A huge fucking cunt

Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding

by Poeticle May 27, 2017

Brandon

A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.

You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.

by phuckyew December 21, 2016

Brandon

Fat lying piece of shit.

"Brandon Is a fat lying piece of shit"

by XS_ME October 20, 2019

Brandon

Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.

Brandon has run out of excuses to not work again, he could be deaf and need of euthanasia

by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019

Brandon

he is a dumb mexican with nice eyebrows.

brandon ur completely stupid.

by Roshoee February 12, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a a very generous person always outgoing very positive knows how to rock anyone's mood and cheer them up / even if he's upset himself. :)) brandon is a great lover awesome at everything he does and very interesting not only that he's intelligent you can honestly learn a thing or two❤️

See that kid over there he's such a smart guy that reminds me of brandon

by Princess lover:) June 25, 2016