Alex

Congratulations you have an Alex in your life, now it’s time to learn how to deal with this ford and Polaris loving ninny , easiest way to get on his good side is to bring him some cats or a case of teas, he’s doesnt always hit the ditch but when does hold the heck on, his weird obsession to legos and fresh hair cut brings in ladies from every bus stop in this city, you will usually keep him around to back you up cause he’s a straight beast, Ull probley Cacth him in the garage bench pressing his sled or welding useless crap he’s never gonna sell, be happy you have a alex in your life

Omg did you see that Alex

Ohh yea look at his LEGO collection

by The best friend ever alex November 4, 2020

Alex

A fucken gay boy who cant stop moaning in class and making sexual jokes. An Alex also CANNOT stop talking about "BBC" because he loves it. Im pretty sure he searches up "gay midget porn" on PH. I cannot with this mf.

Alex is a hoe
Alex loves bbc
Alex watches gay midget porn
Alex is hella weird

by smol short person >:) November 1, 2021

Alex

Alex is a guy who is nice. He will do anything for some booty. He loves booty. An Alex only dates ugly people even tho he can get hot girls. He has a side hoe that he fucks when his main hoe is busy. The side hoe is usually male. Alex is a nice guy that will listen to you and care for you. He can keep a secret and is very loyal.

Alex loves side hoes

by Lolo. 88theg April 17, 2019

Alex

A very deceptive person, but with a soft side, he always seems confident but gets very insecure when it comes to dating.

Bro Alex just gave away my crush!

by Don't touch me without armor November 18, 2021

Alex

A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'

Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?

Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!

by mystery000mystery June 11, 2023

Alex

Simply means "a good boy"

Alex, stop having the friendship with this arsehole!

by yerbmaster May 14, 2018

Alex

Alex, the short name for Alexander. Alexs are...not dumb, they are athletic, kind, weird, cute and good friends. They always bring a smile themselves and can put them on other people’s faces. They are just AWESOME!

I was talking to Alex today and he was so sweet.

by PartyAnimal242 May 27, 2021