1. "I went to his house to play some smash and he is such a small chair for having 5 cushions on his chair"
2. "Bruh, you're a bloody small chair for thinking catapults are superior than trebuchets"
2. "Bruh, you're a bloody small chair for thinking catapults are superior than trebuchets"
by ErwinHistory December 13, 2019
Get the Small Chairmug. When a girl ties you to a chair during sex.
She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.
She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.
She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
We both moaned as we orgasmed simultaneously, her squirting all over my cock and my cock releasing tremendous amounts of cum as I exploded with such force and pressure inside of her. While I was still gathering myself from post-orgasm shock, she got dressed, putting on a pair of shorts and a tank top.
“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”
“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.
“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”
She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”
She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“
She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.
I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”
“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.
“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”
She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”
She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“
She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.
I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 20, 2023
Get the Chair sexmug. That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.
by Sexydimma March 20, 2021
Get the put on the chairmug. The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"
also known as the "36"
Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.
Guy 2: You mean 36ed?
Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.
Guy 2: You mean 36ed?
Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.
by ALLPOWERFULMANGO April 17, 2011
Get the Chair Chompermug. by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016
Get the Burro Chairmug. by baby chynna November 28, 2009
Get the lazyman chairmug. A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!
Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."
by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021
Get the Cigarette Chairmug.