A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.
No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
by Talmanes April 29, 2008
The term used to describe when a male, in trying to conceal his erection, tucks it into his waistband.
"It was bad man, the other day i was wearing gym shorts in the library and caught a narb. Before i stood up I had to pull off the texas flip".
by Ecks627 January 27, 2010
A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.
"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."
by Jolly Judd January 30, 2009
by TexasTomatoFarmer August 01, 2010
A Texas Yearbook is a person that shows so much cleavage that their breasts occasionaly pop out. This person is generally overweight and has a donkeyface. The person in question usually wear clothes that a stripper would refuse to wear.
Person 1: Jesus that girl is such a Texas yearbook.
Person 2: Ya no shit her tits popped out a while ago.
Person 1: Sure glad I wasn't there i might hve went blind.
Person 2: Ya no shit her tits popped out a while ago.
Person 1: Sure glad I wasn't there i might hve went blind.
by AutisticLemur January 21, 2009
THE 2010 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pseudonym_323 October 23, 2010
Edna is lil town where everyone knows everything about everyone which is good and bad. School doesnt care to much about sports but still compete. I love edna <3
by Tx lover May 30, 2011