Ted Cruz hire

(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.

Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.

by arf79 June 6, 2024

Ted-ing out

The verb ~Ted-ing out~ is to overthink to extreme lengths, as done by Ted Mosby in the show How I Met Your Mother

Girl 1: What if there's no spaces for the job by tomorrow? I have to get my application in tonight!
Girl 2: Bitch, you're totally Ted-ing out rn, you only found out about the space this morning.
Girl 1: Slut tf does "Ted-ing out" mean

by not.beanie July 30, 2023

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 1, 2022

Ted

To bring a guy to an event to make another guy jealous

She tedded him

by Elttar August 16, 2024

uncle ted

ted kaczynski, the one true father

rest in peace uncle ted

by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023

Ted

Best friend. Can be a dog but is always there for you no matter what. He his very energetic and funny. If your friends with him never loose him.

'Did you see Ted before?'

'Yeah! He was so fast!'

'I know!'

by Issy H July 27, 2020

ted davis

a mysterious boy who is dedicated to be a hoe, hoe as in getting together with woman

"bro you hear ted got a new woman"

"ted who dawg"
"ted davis"
"damn he a hoe fr he js broke up wit his girl i swear"

by daddymuckbanger2000 November 30, 2022