Tattoo

Getting plowed in the booty with a sandpaper dingdong

I wanna get plowed in the booty by a sandpaper dingdong. (Tattoo).

by Steve2Jobs November 24, 2019

In betitty tattoo

Modern version of a tramp stamp made famous by Rihanna. Usually an indication that trouble is on the horizon. When approached by this species, consider witness protection or creating an alternate alias immediately.

Bro 1: did you see that girl with the in betitty tattoo?
Bro 2: (Hands Bro 1 bible). Ask for forgiveness for your sins or you will surely perish.

by Group12 March 16, 2021

barcode tattoo

Used by prisoners to identify those willing to partake in anal sex.

His barcode tattoo means he's up for some bum fun!

by who are ye? September 11, 2016

Itchy leg from tattoo

Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…

Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..

by Cute to Itchy Leg Tattoo June 18, 2022

Glasgow Tattoo

The scars left after carving a design into your flesh with a knife or another sharp object.

While in prison, I used a shard of glass to give myself a Glasgow Tattoo.

by Autocide February 4, 2014

Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoo on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.

I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she had a bunch of ho-tattoos. She is naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.

by stokelycalm January 19, 2024

Temporary Tattoo

A plastic transfer from a piece of thick paper or thin cardboard, applied by putting the side with the plastic on the skin and applying a wet cloth to the other side.
kid 1: Hey, look at this awesome Superman temporary tattoo!
kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!

kid 1: Hey, look at this awesome Superman temporary tattoo!
kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!

by rhauiac January 10, 2009