Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

Walrus

A walrus is a cute af animal that looks like my aunt

Roger:Aww It's A Walrus
Me:No that's just my Aunt
Roger:oh

by Aaron Jord September 13, 2021

Walrus Teeth

Walrus Teeth: Hitting 2 THC vape pens simultaneously.

Let me see your pen so I can walrus teeth!

by Pawgslayer69 June 3, 2022

Walrus

White, authoritarian, liberal, racist, urban or suburbanite. See also Karen.

HOA presidents. A liberal white report with the audacity to explain what it means to be Black to a Black NFL Coach. Occult fascists.

Karen and her walrus horde showed up at the school board meeting and demand we have Drag Queen story hour twice a month!

So, I was talking to a Choctaw friend at the coffee shop about how bad the Indian Clinic sucks and the Walrus at the next table told me the proper term is First Nations Person.

by CherokeeJack October 18, 2022

Tissue Walrus

A rolled up piece of toilet paper, paper towel, or a similar cloth that is stuck up the nostril to prevent blood from a nosebleed or snot from a runny nose

Jimmy had a cold, so he used a Tissue Walrus

Josh got a nosebleed, so he stopped the bleeding with a Tissue Walrus

by Fanitypis April 23, 2025

Walrus

A typical white woman

These American women smell like walrus.

by KDnJenny19 August 12, 2022

Walrus

A man pretending to be what his superiors want him to be, despite what he actually is. Like a circus walrus the man is obedient to his master in order to get fed. The man has no dignity, he does what he is told in order to survive.

I AM THE WALRUS

I am the walrus, he is my master.

by Wallythewalrus October 2, 2017