Creamy runner

A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.

Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."

by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020

Ass runner

Construction term for a boss that runs his apprentices so hard that they can hardly walk by the end of the day.

Mother: How was your day on site today?
Son: Terrible, my boss is such an ass runner that I could barely stand up at the end of the day. Do this, do that, get off your ass and keep moving!

by Dick Mahoon November 7, 2025

Runner's Brain

A temporary reduction in mental capacity due to having recently run several miles.

After my run yesterday, I spent half an hour wandering around the grocery store trying to decide what to eat for dinner, only to remember that I had just gone to the grocery store that morning. So then I went to In-n-Out. I think I'm coming down with a case of Runner's Brain.

by An Avid Runner April 8, 2013

merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.

I got cut off by a merge runner!

by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018

Runner

An individual who sells drugs for himself or an organization.

Im outta town these week hit up my runner if you need a bag.

by Lil Zaddy July 11, 2017

Road runner

When you simeltaniously rub your genitals across your partners chest very hard

Girl i know you want that road runner!

by Road runner expertise December 14, 2016

Runner

Can refer to someone working FOR television/film. Will gloat to others they work IN television/film. When the reality is they are just a bitch boi and think the sun shines out their arse.

Guy: “I work in television”
Guy2: “Oh really, what you do?”
Guy: “I’m a runner”
Guy2: “So you’re a bitch boi then”

by MarctheNarc1812 October 23, 2023