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Holidays

ITS THE HOLIDAYS B*TCHES!!!
by Poofydog December 21, 2016
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holiday ho’n’

When you are single during the holidays (Thanksgiving through X-mas) and you go to bars immediately following family celebrations to hook up with other lonely holiday ho’s. Holiday Ho’n’ is a flash of excitement especially when you travel back home for the holidays. Can get weird if you end up at a stranger’s family function. But mostly eat good, get drunk/high a lot, and only occasional sad cries alone because you can’t keep a functioning relationship with another human.

Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s

Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.
Found out Cynthia was gang banging the East Side Motorcycle Club this past Halloween while I was pulling a double shift at the port-a-can cleaning and recycling factory, so I’ll definitely be Holiday Ho’n’ my ass off this year.
by Jamacha November 19, 2023
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holiday (verb)

To celebrate a holiday

I was surprised today to see UPS using holiday as a verb on a banner in its office)
However you choose to holiday (verb) this season, holiday (verb) with vigor.

Some people like to holiday with their family at home, but others holiday alone. Once upon a time I holidayed on a cruise in New Zealand with my wife. Some holiday hitting a piñata.
by Profesor de Ingles November 30, 2024
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remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.
Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!
by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013
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“Not a holiday” person

A Jehovah’sWitness.
Hey Caren, what are you wearing to the Christmas party?

Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!
by ConstantComment January 26, 2025
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holiday party

a notable, podcastable occasion requiring John Gruber to drink in the company of Merlin Mann
2020’s holiday party was a lot more fun than 2016’s.
by helogram November 7, 2020
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holidays

wtf are these holidays. Christmas, some old, fat, drunk man giving you toys. Easter, some random ass bunny gives you eggs. Halloween, walking around at night taking candy from strangers
yes its halloween!

noooooooooooo!!!!! i hate Holidays!!!!
by big_boi_now March 17, 2021
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